Fancy a Spitroast?

Coffee that fulfills your darkest desires.

Because one isn't enough.

Small-batch dark roast beans, fire-roasted with no apologies. We don't do oat milk lectures. We do caffeine.

100%Arabica
72hFresh roast
0Decaf lies
Dark roasted coffee beans spilling from black bag with red glow

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End to end brilliance with every roast.

— The Roastmaster, probably

Our Story

Life's too short for boring beans.

At Spitroast Coffee, we're a naughty little roastery that believes coffee should be as cheeky as your morning banter.

Our name says it all - a wink, a nudge, and a whole lot of fun.

So grab a cup that's a little bit naughty, a little bit nice, and perfectly roasted to keep you coming back for more.

Hand roasted

Fire forged

SMALL BATCH

Zero decaf

Stop drinking sad coffee.

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